please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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