Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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