She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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