You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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