my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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