i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm passing your future prison.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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