my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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