I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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