Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
