Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I have aggressive nipples.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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