The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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