we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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