he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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