Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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