"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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