Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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