If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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