This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
this boner is exhausting
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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