awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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