stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just high enough for therapy.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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