I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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