so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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