its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Randomize
