Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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