dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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