this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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