Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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