just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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