remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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