At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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