i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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