guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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