i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
