operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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