Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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