Sponge bath it is.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
