summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
