I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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