remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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