would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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