Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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