THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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