Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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