You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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