she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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