i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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