Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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