ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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