We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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