I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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