What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Still dying that you shit outside
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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