He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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